they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
