On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Randomize
