i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I just found puke in my bra..
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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