Duck Duck Cougar?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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