Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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