"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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