let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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