He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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