Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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