We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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