Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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