hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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