Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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