I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
do herpes really smell.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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