She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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