He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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