So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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