Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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