Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
operation have a gay friend backfired
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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