I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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