my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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