Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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