Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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