I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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