u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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