The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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