is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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