youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
she smelled like a LAN party
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
do herpes really smell.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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