office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
high people should be assigned attendants
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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