Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
