Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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