I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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