are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
we're so committed to being not committed
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