Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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