I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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