Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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