that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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