Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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