It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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