I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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