please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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