come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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