Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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