He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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