a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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