His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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