is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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