you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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