is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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