omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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