It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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