That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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