please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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