haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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