I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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