exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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