All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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